Mr. T is a YES Man
IT. IT. IT. SPEAKING OF HELL, DID ANY OF YOU SPEAKING OF HELL, DID ANY OF YOU SPEAKING OF HELL, DID ANY OF YOU WATCH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” WATCH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” WATCH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” LAST NIGHT? LAST NIGHT? LAST NIGHT? [ APPLAUSE ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ APPLAUSE ] FIRST, I’LL SAY, I DON’T BELIEVE FIRST, I’LL SAY, I DON’T BELIEVE FIRST, I’LL SAY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT. IT.
IT. BUT SECONDLY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT SECONDLY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT SECONDLY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT WAS KIND OF GREAT. IT WAS KIND OF GREAT. IT WAS KIND OF GREAT. IT WAS THE NEW SEASON OF IT WAS THE NEW SEASON OF IT WAS THE NEW SEASON OF “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” SOME WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED. SOME WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED.
SOME WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED. THE STAND-OUT, AS WE THE STAND-OUT, AS WE THE STAND-OUT, AS WE ANTICIPATED, WAS MR. T, WHO ANTICIPATED, WAS MR. T, WHO ANTICIPATED, WAS MR. T, WHO STARTED WITH THE CHA-CHA, AND STARTED WITH THE CHA-CHA, AND STARTED WITH THE CHA-CHA, AND THE BIG QUESTION WAS, HOW LONG THE BIG QUESTION WAS, HOW LONG THE BIG QUESTION WAS, HOW LONG WOULD MR. T WAIT BEFORE BREAKING WOULD MR. T WAIT BEFORE BREAKING WOULD MR. T WAIT BEFORE BREAKING OUT THE A-TEAM VAN, AND THE OUT THE A-TEAM VAN, AND THE OUT THE A-TEAM VAN, AND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WAS, NOT ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WAS, NOT ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WAS, NOT LONG AT ALL. LONG AT ALL.
LONG AT ALL. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELL, I PITY THE FOOLS >> Jimmy: WELL, I PITY THE FOOLS >> Jimmy: WELL, I PITY THE FOOLS THAT WOULD DARE TO CRITICIZE THAT WOULD DARE TO CRITICIZE THAT WOULD DARE TO CRITICIZE THAT. THAT.
THAT. I HOPE HE DOES THAT SAME DANCE I HOPE HE DOES THAT SAME DANCE I HOPE HE DOES THAT SAME DANCE EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK. MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN HIS DANCE MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN HIS DANCE MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN HIS DANCE WAS MR.
T’S REACTION WHEN THE WAS MR. T’S REACTION WHEN THE WAS MR. T’S REACTION WHEN THE JUDGES WERE GIVING THEIR JUDGES WERE GIVING THEIR JUDGES WERE GIVING THEIR COMMENTS, COMPLIMENTS AND COMMENTS, COMPLIMENTS AND COMMENTS, COMPLIMENTS AND CRITICISM. CRITICISM. CRITICISM. MR. T SAID NOT JUST A NEW MR. T SAID NOT JUST A NEW MR. T SAID NOT JUST A NEW “DANCING WITH THE STARS” FOR THE “DANCING WITH THE STARS” FOR THE “DANCING WITH THE STARS” FOR THE MOST TIMES A CONTESTANT SAID MOST TIMES A CONTESTANT SAID MOST TIMES A CONTESTANT SAID YES, HE SET IT FOR THE MOST YES, HE SET IT FOR THE MOST YES, HE SET IT FOR THE MOST TIMES ANYONE IN THE WORLD HAS TIMES ANYONE IN THE WORLD HAS TIMES ANYONE IN THE WORLD HAS EVER SAID IT. EVER SAID IT.
EVER SAID IT. >> YES, YES YES YES. >> YES, YES YES YES. >> YES, YES YES YES. >> YES. >> YES. >> YES. YEAH, YES. YEAH, YES. YEAH, YES. YES. YES. YES. >> HOWEVER, AND TRYING YOUR — >> HOWEVER, AND TRYING YOUR — >> HOWEVER, AND TRYING YOUR — >> YES, YES, YES. >> YES, YES, YES. >> YES, YES, YES. >> — HARDEST — >> — HARDEST — >> — HARDEST — >> FAIR ENOUGH. >> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> FAIR ENOUGH. >> WHATEVER IT WAS, KUDOS TO >> WHATEVER IT WAS, KUDOS TO >> WHATEVER IT WAS, KUDOS TO YOU. YOU. YOU. NOW LET’S GET THE SCORE. NOW LET’S GET THE SCORE. NOW LET’S GET THE SCORE. >> YES, YES, YES. >> YES, YES, YES. >> YES, YES, YES. >> MORE ACTION ON THE FLOOR, YOU >> MORE ACTION ON THE FLOOR, YOU >> MORE ACTION ON THE FLOOR, YOU GOTTA VOTE. GOTTA VOTE. GOTTA VOTE.
ONE COUPLE WILL BE ELIMINATED ONE COUPLE WILL BE ELIMINATED ONE COUPLE WILL BE ELIMINATED NEXT WEEK. NEXT WEEK. NEXT WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HE’S LIKE A BROKEN >> Jimmy: HE’S LIKE A BROKEN >> Jimmy: HE’S LIKE A BROKEN MAGIC 8 BALL OR SOMETHING. MAGIC 8 BALL OR SOMETHING. MAGIC 8 BALL OR SOMETHING. DO YOU THINK MR. T KNOWS WHAT
